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Suger play! ((Hehehe)) « Thread Started on Apr 1, 2009, 5:29pm »
((This is based off of how me and my friends act at school...literally, this is what we do. XD. My organization is called A.S.S. Assassination Super Squad Lol. Suger's character is Commander Spaz, just to let you know))
ACT I SCENE 1
(The stage completely lights up showing Commander Spaz squatting, looking at a bush)
Commander Spaz: (In a very serious voice) I know your there
(She stands and faces away from the bush and crosses her arms)
Commander Spaz: You can’t hide forever
(She stands in silent for a few seconds then pretends she’s choking and falls to the floor. W.O. AlphaBravo walks by her then stops and turns around, he stands next to her and pokes her with his foot. When she gets poked she giggles)
WarrantOfficer AlphaBravo: Commander, what are you doing?
Commander Spaz: Shh, I’m trying to fool the enemy
WarrantOfficer AlphaBravo: What enemy?
(Commander sits up quickly and points at the bush)
Commander Spaz: This enemy!
(AlphaBravo looks at the bush and sits next to the Commander)
WarrantOfficer AlphaBravo: It looks like a normal bush to me
Commander Spaz: Well it’s not, it’s harboring an enemy Squirrel
WarrantOfficer AlphaBravo: Ah I hate the dreaded squirrels
Commander Spaz: As do I…Now we wait!
(A few moments later Co-commanders Kat and Bubbles run to them)
Co-commander Kat: Commander!
(Commander answers but never takes her eyes off of the bush)
Commander Spaz: What?!
Co-commander Kat: One of the Lieutenants….What are you doing?
Commander Spaz: Waiting
Co-commander Kat: for what?
Commander Spaz: This bush is harboring and enemy Squirrel!
(Kat gasps)
Co-commander Kat: How long?
Commander Spaz: For almost three hours now
Co-commander Bubbles: So you’ve been here for three hours…staring at the bush?
Commander Spaz: Yes!
Co-commander Bubbles: Your hopeless.
Commander Spaz: I know!
Co-commander Bubbles: You shouldn’t be proud
Commander Spaz: what if I wanna be? Huh? What now!! In your face!
WarrantOfficer AlphaBravo: I think it’s moving
(They all watch the bush as it shakes a bit. Bubbles sighs and he walks away)
Co-commander Kat: How long do you think it’ll be?
Commander Spaz: Not long now…I’ll get that squirrel, if it’s the last thing I do
(Aminal Kraker happily skips to Commander)
Lieutenant Aminal Kraker: (In a sing-song voice) Commander, guess what?
Commander Spaz: Shh!! This bush is harboring an enemy Squirrel
(Aminal Kraker gasps then screams)
Lieutenant Aminal Kraker: You mean it’s hiding one of the Super Quick Unidentified Really Round Evil Lerriuqs!
(Commander nods slowly)
Lieutenant Aminal Kraker: (In a loud voice) Everyone! Emergency, We have an enemy squirrel on our territory!
(Parts, Lee Harry, Sunshine, Corn, and Cray-Zee run to the scene. Parts and Lee Harry stand in front of Aminal Kraker and come to attention)
Private Parts: Private Parts reporting for duty!
Private Lee Harry: Private Lee Harry reporting for duty!
Lieutenant Aminal Kraker: Quick get rid of the bush and squirrel!
Private Parts and Private Lee Harry: Yes Ma’am
(They grab the bush and pick it up then run off with it. Commander stands as well as AlphaBravo)
Commander Spaz: that was amazing! They just up and ripped the poor bush out of the ground!
Lieutenant Sunshine: That was amazing!
Commander Spaz: Indeed it was
Co-commander Kat: Indeed
Commander Spaz: Quite
Co-commander Kat: Quite Indeed
Commander Spaz: Exactly
Co-commander Kat: Quite Indeed Exact
Commander Spaz: (Annoyed) Stop it
Co-commander Kat: (remaining serious) Quite Indeed Exact Stop it
Colonel Corn: Commander I believe that we need to have another meeting
Commander Spaz: Indeed
Co-commander Kat: Indeed
Commander Spaz: Not again!
Co-commander Kat: Indeed not again, we do not need another meeting
Commander Spaz: Kat
Co-commander Kat: Yes
Commander Spaz: Shut up
(Commander walks away quickly. Kat shrugs then follows)
Captain Cray-Zee: Hmm…Cheese sticks sound good, maybe I’ll have some. I don’t know, what to do what to do…Hmm…yeah I’ll just stick with the salami…or should I take a chance. I have no idea, oh well I guess I could. I think I’m talking to myself again, who knows…is this another one of my rants? Is it? I dunno, well cheese sticks it is!
(Captain walks away slowly, still mumbling about Salami and Cheese sticks)
Colonel Corn: Hey…Sunshine…wanna uh go see a movie?
Lieutenant Sunshine: No.
Colonel Corn: Fine I didn’t wanna see one with you anyways
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